I was really hoping that the haircut would have knocked off a few pounds at least, 10 tops. Clearly all those years of gamma-ray tanning have been for naught. Guess I’ll have to give up on my dreams of developing super-powers and prancing around the city with Shadow Hare, saving the city from crime in my keen thigh-high boots and turn to one of my fallbacks.
It seems I may have to do this whole slimming down and doing healthier for myself the old-fashioned way. Frick. I’m open to suggestions, especially ones that don’t require me to buy anything or leave the house every day for extended periods of time. A smaller, more manageable exercise plan maybe? Is there such a thing?
To distract you from my lack of content…voila!